"Dern! My tannin' bed's broke!"
"He's dumb as dirt, bless his heart."
"Does this pistol come in pink?"
"I'm fixin' to beat your ass!"
"I'm fixin' to beat your ass!"
Admittedly, I've never heard a Southern woman say any of the above. But they do in the hilarious YouTube video, "Sh%it Southern Women Say Part 1." I've posted both of the "Sh%t Southern Women Say" clips below because, as a Southern woman (or man) would say, they're a "hoot." And I'm adding a few things I've heard Southern women say that aren't in either of these videos:
"I hate I heard that," the meaning of which is obvious.
"I hate I drank that," which means: "Damn this is so good, I'm gonna get addicted."
"I hate I ate that." Same as "I hate I drank that."
"I'm sorry but I'm sorry."
"She doesn't have the sense God gave a flea."
"Do I have on too much makeup?" (Usually asked by someone whose makeup was applied by Bozo the Clown. In the dark.)
"What time should I come to y'all's house?"
Ha! Oh, I have a couple of gems I have heard:
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"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then."
And you have to look up "sh@t girls say to gay guys" Hilarious....
LOVE your additions, Bill. And yes, I will have to look up the video you reference. Makes me wonder if there is a "Sh%t Southern Gay Men Say." If not, maybe we should start one!
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