I had no idea such a thing existed, though I have written a couple of Honey Boo Boo-related blog posts, so I guess Google took a wild leap of faith sending those unsuspecting searchers to my blog. I've since learned that Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator is a Facebook app that, when you input a name, automatically creates the kind of nickname Honey Boo Boo might give you.
Naturally I wanted to see what HBB might call me. The answer: Jabber Maverick. I didn't care for that one, so I tried again. The second time around, HBB called me Jaclynn Mamie. On the third-ground, I became Jinxy Mini-Belle. I'll go with that one.
Curious, I typed in the names of some other Southerners. Here's what Honey Boo Boo would call them.
Scarlett O'Hara: Skylar Oinker
Blanche DuBois: Boo Boo Doodle
Tennessee Williams: Tutu Wonderful
Bill Clinton: Beauty Crustie
Rosalynn Carter: Raspberry Crybaby
William Faulkner: Willy Fairy
Lee Thompson (the real name of Honey Boo Boo's 'Uncle Poodle'): Love Trouble
Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo's real name): Aishlynn Trixie