Friday, February 15, 2013

What's Your Honey Boo Boo Nickname?

While looking at my Google Analytics, I discovered that a sizable number of people have discovered this blog by doing a Google search for Honey Boo Boo name generator.

I had no idea such a thing existed, though I have written a couple of Honey Boo Boo-related blog posts, so I guess Google took a wild leap of faith sending those unsuspecting searchers to my blog. I've since learned that Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator is a Facebook app that, when you input a name, automatically creates the kind of nickname Honey Boo Boo might give you.

Naturally I wanted to see what HBB might call me. The answer: Jabber Maverick. I didn't care for that one, so I tried again. The second time around, HBB called me Jaclynn Mamie. On the third-ground, I became Jinxy Mini-Belle. I'll go with that one.

Curious, I typed in the names of some other Southerners. Here's what Honey Boo Boo would call them.

Scarlett O'Hara: Skylar Oinker

Blanche DuBois: Boo Boo Doodle

Tennessee Williams: Tutu Wonderful

Bill Clinton: Beauty Crustie

Rosalynn Carter: Raspberry Crybaby

William Faulkner: Willy Fairy

Lee Thompson (the real name of Honey Boo Boo's 'Uncle Poodle'): Love Trouble

Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo's real name): Aishlynn Trixie

It's not quite as funny as I was hoping, though I did get a chuckle out of "Raspberry Crybaby" and "Boo Boo Doodle." If you give it a try, please share your Honey Boo Boo nickname in the comments below.

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  1. Well Jinxy, meet Jazzy Maizy. Yeah, kind of disappointing really.

    Bette Davis is probably spinning in her grave thinking of her new name!

    Love it!

    1. We should find out what Bette Davis' HBB nickname is! That would really make her spin in her grave.

  2. Impish Tootie

    I could easily keep that for a nom d'guerre

    You know... for when I want to post or comment anonymously

  3. Hey I got a good one, I like it. Bunny Skylark. I started watching Honey Boo Boo when she was just another pageant star. I knew she'd be famous though I thought she would win Grand Supreme. Not get her own show.

    1. Bunny Skylark is one of the best so far. You lucked out!